Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
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I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
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I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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