Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
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there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
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Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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