no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
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Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
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we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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