Jerry, you need to find god
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
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I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
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I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
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Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
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