how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
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Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
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i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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