So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
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His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
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man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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