apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
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Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
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My day in three words: secret purse cake
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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