So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
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Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
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Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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