He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
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i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
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He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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