oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
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He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
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I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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