you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
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My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
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Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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