It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
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We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
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I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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