He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
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its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
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A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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