My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
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All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
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Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I have tasted many bathrooms
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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