Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
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Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
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If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
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