he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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