Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
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Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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