I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
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2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
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So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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