Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
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Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
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On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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