I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
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I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
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All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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