Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
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Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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