dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
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Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
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His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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