Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
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I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
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You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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