For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
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i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
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You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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