Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
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I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
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Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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