I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i need an iv and a liver transplant
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
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You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
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you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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