the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
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Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
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YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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