you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
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the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
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He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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