he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
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He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
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He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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