Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
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not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
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can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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