There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
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We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
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they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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