The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
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How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
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Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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