I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
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One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
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I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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