Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
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Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
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He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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