ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
if only i could text you this smell
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
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you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
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What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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