just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
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Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
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Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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