So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
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i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
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It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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