I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
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I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
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Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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