I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
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I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
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The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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