Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
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just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
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of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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