Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
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Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
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Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
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