Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
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He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
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Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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