careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
The beer is more important than you right now.
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I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
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I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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