Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
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working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
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Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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