no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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