Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
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Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
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I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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