Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
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she peed on how many people?
you will always have a special place in my vag
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
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What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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