Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
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Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
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Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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