Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
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I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
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We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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