just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
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Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
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Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
tell me about the fingering
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