i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
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apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
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I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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