her vagine was all disorganized.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
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oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
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You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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